Over the past few weeks and in a strange turn of events, I’ve come to dislike one question more than the all-dreaded “How’s your dating life looking?” bit.
That question, you ask?
“What have you been up to today?”
My mom has asked me. My friends have asked me. My grandmother has asked me. Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to disappoint, but my answer is the same as it was yesterday. And *spoiler alert* when you ask me tomorrow, it’ll be the same too. I’ve made my bed, switched from my night pajamas to my daytime pajamas, worked from home, cooked a barely-edible meal, did the dishes, and binged yet another episode of Ozark. I wish I had more to report to you, truly.
It’s a habit of mine to ask people about their day-to-day happenings, but over the past few weeks, I’ve come to swiftly learn that this is a quick and sure way to dull any conversation. 2020 has turned the…