But stop because Evarn is repeating words obsessively and sweetie you need to stop muttering things while looking at the wall and speak the f*ck up okay.
“That’ll change, that’ll change, that’ll change,” he says in response to a conversation about Stacey and Michael’s solid marriage, before adding: “Despite everything I know about the Hayley and Michael scenario, even words for his mouth (I won’t even bring it up)… what I know is there’s a way bigger scandal than that to come.”
WHAT IS IT TELL US IMMEDIATELY.
“It’s not my place to say…” he says and darling we are so far beyond that we are in goddamn lockdown as a country do you understand?
He tells the boys to “wait til the reunion,” and EUGH we feel like the reunion is next week, that’s like a year away in quarantine time.
Over at the girls’ night, Stacey tells the camera she can’t…