Joe spent $480 on pink shirts for his grooms and you, sir, dress in a green hoodie? The DISRESPECT.
Precisely none of the grooms look very pleased about being here, but finally, it’s wedding time.
“I’d like to welcome you to a most unusual wedding. In our society today, no wedding is really normal… Our diverse nature has blended together so many ideas of what it means to be married and how one goes about doing it… But even by modern standards, where blended families are the new norm… and in an increasing number of states and countries anyone can marry the person they love, this is an usual wedding,” the celebrant says and she’s not wrong.
“Today we have gathered to witness the union of Travis, John and Joe. We are here today to offer them our love and blessings as they embark on the next phase of their lives together.”
We then learn the (unverified) history of throuples.