On top of being grossly homophobic, that’s a lot of… pressure.
So – what’s the lesson?
You need a partner goddammit. And a good one.
But according to research by eHarmony, the happiest married couples dated for approximately 25 months before getting married.
That’s a little over two years.
According to research by Match.com, women are most likely to meet their future spouse at age 25. Add two years and you’re 27.
BUT NOW YOU’RE BUSY SAVING FOR A WEDDING WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT.
The average couple is engaged for 14.5 months before getting married, and with the average Australian wedding costing $36,000 – it’s no wonder.
So, suddenly you’re 28 and a half and just married, not to mention likely bankrupt from your wedding.
Now you have just a year and a half to do the baby thing.
But… up until now we’ve not considered the prospect of anything going wrong.
What if… you lose…