“Living with you as husband and wife was one of the best times of my life,” Steve says and dude all you did was fight and then there was that one time you had diarrhoea and Mishel thought it was hilarious.
“You’ve changed my life Mishel, for the better,” he continues. “I’m so thankful I have you in my life forever,” and WHAT THE HELL MATE YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO KISS HER. WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING.
Steve looks pleased with himself and then invites Mishel to speak, so she can also celebrate their profound love.
But while Mishel starts off talking about their “special bond,” the doom violins suddenly come in and she announces that Steve was “never ready to take the next step”.
“The fact you kept telling me you were not attracted to me made me doubt myself,” she says and yeah no sh*t that’s why everyone repeatedly told you to… exit. Your… marriage.
