Your Ultimate Self-Isolation Masturbation Guide

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So, you’re horny and alone. I’m going to assume that’s why you’re here. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Your partner is across town in their home, you can’t go on your regular Bumble dates, the stress of the world is just making your body react in this totally normal way—wanting sex right now is up there in normalcy with anxiety, worry, and frustration. 

Because we’re sure many of you are feeling this way right now, I’m here to ~alleviate~ the problem the best a girl inside her family home in the suburbs can: encourage you to masturbate! We’ve got everything—porn, vibrators, tips, and more—to get you feeling refreshed and oh-so-good, even when the world is feeling oh-so-not.  


1. Porn

Well, well, well, you’ve found yourself wanting to have sex but no one’s in sight. Being aroused doesn’t just come straight from being horny. Watching, reading, or…

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